Madam, I’m Adam Oversized late ’90s flyhalf Adam Seessel was spied on Madison and 30th, walking his son Isaac to a high school interview. He saw no rugby in his 2009 plans…

They Wanted to Get Legolas, Instead They Got Aragon Lions Costain, Dr. Vic, and Stimpfle hobnobbed with white-hot naked knife fight wrestler, Viggo Mortenson at a screening of “Good” arranged by media mogul Lion Alex Klenert. Aragorn confessed to being a big rugby fan, having spent some time in New Zealand on that hobbit flick. Dr. Vic confessed to not wearing pants during much of the time he spent in Kiwiland…

Hall of Famer Thierry Langlais talked about his son’s upcoming championship football game while lamenting his own sore “hamspring,” sustained in the final Lion Kings match of the fall, before heading back to work on 22nd and 5th on a freezing November day…

The Lion Kings braved loud music, a crowded bar, and their various cases of osteoarthritis to convene at Dewey’s Flatiron for some early Father’s Day festivities. Wagner, Anahory, Suarez, Guzman, Murph, Oberlander, Gonzalez, Fitzpatrick, Gunner, Cherry, Edwin, Lobo and various McHughs were among the imbibers….

Cherry Mike made his way through Flatiron sandwich joint Taza one morning in early May, considering breakfast options next to his spankin’ new work digs on Park Ave South…

Lion King Bert Oberlander wandered through the hallowed halls of Grand Central Terminal recently, looking to buy a suit after a long day of extended law classes (uh, wasn’t law school enough?)…

Various Lions, including Cherry Mike, Rob “Fat Mama” Cassady, Christian Averill, Raia and freakin’ Monte Murphy, were spotted lunching–and imbibing–at Union Square beer mecca Heartland Brewery on a recent spring day…

Which Austrian-born tight fiver interviewed none other than Italian stunner Isabella Rossellini during the Tribeca Film Fest?

Old boys Lobo, Delorey, Mental Ben Projansky and Malone were spied flouting all New Year’s resolutions with a mightily caloric lunch at Flatiron rib joint Hill Country.

Mike Barry and winsome wife Rachel were seen sipping champagne in the crowded hallway at old boy Jim “Two Scoops” Delorey’s annual New Year’s Day toast…