Gall-ing Behavior: Lion brass Adrian McDermott was spotted munching crepes and trying on trendy berets at a Bastille Day celebration on Smith Street in Brooklyn…

Nattily attired old boys halfback Eric Anahory escaped from reality by burying his nose in a giant escapist hardcover on the uptown 6 train recently…

Lions flanker Mike Hilliker was spied with wife and newborn Lily enjoying a mostly pleasant day on the sidewalk patio at Michael’s in the Westchester burg of Pleasantville…

In his push to see Cardinal Puff as an exhibition sport in the 2010 Olympics, Tim Tuohy was seen at Maggie Malone’s in Richmond, outside of London, as he schooled his younger brother and assorted patrons the nuances of the Puff after England-Argentina. Looking on were Peter Kay, Peter Mullen, Kieran Holohan and Aussie Dan Taylor…

Bill McHugh was spied waiting for a kebab thingy at Park Ave South roach-coach Rafiki after a meeting at Credit Suisse…

Huffing and Puffing…Somewhere

A cane-toting Stevie Raia and Clay Luraschi, after watching NZ-France at McCormack’s Pub, set out on a “Cardinal Crawl”–one Cardinal Puff each per bar–and became Popes for a second time. The 2 1/2 hour journey involved stops at King’s Head Tavern, Finnerty’s, Thirsty Scholar, Ryan’s Irish, Telephone Bar, Bounce Deuce, Lit and Max Fish…

Which Lion halfback was seen canoodling with none other than voluptuous vixen Carmen Electra at the Waldorf-Astoria. bar recently? Sources say it made Pink turn green with envy…

Post-er Boy – Which Lion was spotted in the New York Post feature “Meet Market”, lamenting those “quick, cold dates” and trumpeting the city’s favorable guy-girl ratio (favorable if you’re into girls, that is)? That’d be Sama tormentor Tyler…

Stumbling and Mumbling…Prez Renee was seen enjoying some nosh at octegenarian pickup joint Mumbles in Gramercy over the long weekend, enjoying the employee discount as her roommate waited her table…